An unexpected reimbursement

The email header read “You’ve got money!”

Well, that’s nice.

But those hot Russian babes that were dying to meet me didn’t work out too well.

And not that I tried it, but some guy told me his penis is the same size.

And a lady I knew got burned in a shady deal with the ex-finance minister of a small African nation.

So you gotta be careful on the internet. Yep, your computer really needs a virtual condom.

But the sender was one of my D-kinfolk, so I went ahead and opened it, and this is what I saw:

Thanks, Bernard. I think this is the nicest, most unexpected, most wonderful gift I ever received.